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Chapter 2 - Crazy Eights: Mission 4 - The Sting[]
Heroic Battle[]
Start[]
Wolverine:
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HYDRA. I hate these guys. |
| W-wait! Please don't kill me, I'm on break! I'm just getting some coffee! | Bob:
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| Wolverine:
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Uh huh. Time to take out the trash. |
| No, please! My health insurance doesn't kick in for another three weeks! Oh, if only Deadpool were here! | Bob:
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| Wolverine:
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...Huh? You know Deadpool? |
| Y-yeah, he's my best friend! Here, let me just call him! He'll explain everything! | Bob:
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| Wolverine:
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Bub, you're nuttier than a pecan log. But if you wanna hold still while I do this, that's fine by- |
Deadpool:
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Bob! I got your call while I was picking up some tacos and I thought I'd just... oh hey, Wolvie, how's the back hair hangin'? |
| Wolverine:
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Wait, he's telling the truth? You're FRIENDS with this HYDRA goon?! |
| Deadpool, you have to help me! He's going to kill me! | Bob:
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| Deadpool:
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What?! Nobody gets to kill my friends except me, Logan! Bob challenges you to a duel! |
| Yeah! ...wait, what? | Bob:
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| Deadpool:
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Don't worry, Bob, I'll help you out! You'll do great! It'll build character! We'll make a Robert out of you yet! |
Lose[]
| Deadpool:
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See Bob? I told you it wouldn't be so bad! |
| ...I'm alive. I'm alive! I am BOB TRIUMPHANT! | Bob:
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| Deadpool:
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Here, have a taco. You've earned it. |
Repeat[]
| Wolverine:
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Not pulling any punches this time, Wilson. You start aiding the enemy, you become the enemy. |
| Deadpool:
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Don't worry, Bob. I've been trying forever to get the devs to add you to the game, I'm not about to let you die now. |
| Please let me run away. | Bob:
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| Deadpool:
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Don't let him scare you! He's just an angry old man in a silly suit! You've got this! |
