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Chapter 1 - The Pulse: Premium Mission: Extra Large[]
Mission Start[]
Hulk:
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Aaarggh, my head. It's killing me. |
Tony Stark:
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What's up, big guy? Need an aspirin? |
| Hulk:
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Need to get to the library. Now. Now! |
| Tony Stark:
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Well, that's new. |
Maria Hill:
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Hulk's onto something. Very large readings converging on that location. Abomination has been spotted. Jotuns. Ironclad? |
Nick Fury:
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Ironclad? Any other U-Foes? |
| Maria Hill:
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No, sir. Reports have the targets moving as if they're being drawn there. Large power source detected at the library itself. |
| Nick Fury:
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Agent, get Hulk to the library and figure out what's going on. |
Boss - Abomination[]
Start[]
Abomination:
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| Hulk:
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You and me both. First I'm coming for you. Then I'm going to use you to pound that machine into scrap. |
Complete[]
| Hulk:
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Done. But my head is killing me. That almost worked. |
| Tony Stark:
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Let's get him out of there. |
| Maria Hill:
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Iso-8 was inserted into the chain as an amplifier. |
| Tony Stark:
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Whoever did this has been working with this stuff for a while. Any clues as to the maker? |
| Maria Hill:
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No. Some components are possibly Eastern European in origin. No manufacturer apparent. |
| Nick Fury:
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Add it to the pile of mysteries we have to solve. Time to come home, Agent. |
Chapter 8 - Dark Rites: Mission 1 - Dewey Decimation System[]
Mini-Boss - M.O.D.O.K[]
Reveal[]
| Tony Stark:
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My favorite giant cybernetic head. M.O.D.O.K.. AIM must be moving on from tech research to the occult. Never a good sign. |
| Hulk:
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With me on your side, you're worrying about M.O.D.O.K.? |
| Tony Stark:
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We talked about this, Hulk. You don't go into combat without a S.H.I.E.L.D. team. |
| Hulk:
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This time. |
| Tony Stark:
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I don't know what's got AIM interested in magic now. Any thoughts, Strange? |
Dr. Strange:
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Most scientists eventually understand that beyond the frontiers of science lies a deeper knowledge. |
| Hulk:
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Do they, now. I'll be sure to tell M.O.D.O.K.. |
Start[]
| Iso-8 has transformed my Doomsday Chair, Green Giant. When we are done here, I'm sure you'll agree. | M.O.D.O.K.:
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| Hulk:
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Looks about the same to me. Let's see how it comes apart. |
Repeat[]
| Hulk:
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There are lots of things I don't like to be called.
Green Giant is one of them. Stupid is another. Don't apologize. I'll beat the sorry out of you. |
Complete[]
| Hulk:
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One thing the Doomsday Chair does now: fly a lot faster.
Never seen M.O.D.O.K get away so fast. |
| Tony Stark:
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We're tracking him from the satellite... oh. We were. He just jammed his signature.
Doesn't matter. We'll worry about him later. Right now we need to get at whatever's happening in the library. |
| Dr. Strange:
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Right now might not be soon enough. |
| Hulk:
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Do it yourself if you're just going to complain. |
Boss - Sentinels[]
Reveal[]
| Hulk:
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Coming up against the Sentinels now, Tony. There's no way to get into the library without taking them down. |
| Tony Stark:
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Sounds like I should order you to take them down, then.
Agent? Take those Sentinels down. |
Start[]
| Hulk:
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I have a book to return. |
| ... | Sentinels:
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| Hulk:
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I need you to move. |
Repeat[]
| Hulk:
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Here we go again. |
Lose[]
| Hulk:
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That was embarrassing. |
Complete[]
| Hulk:
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Sentinels won't be a problem anymore. |
| Tony Stark:
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Good work. Onward into the library.
But keep an eye out. Even with M.O.D.O.K. out of the picture for now, there might be more AIM soldiers around. |
Mission Complete[]
| Tony Stark:
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So let me get this straight--one second there's a portal, then nothing, and we have AIM working with Sentinels? |
| Hulk:
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That's what I saw.
While I was recycling those Sentinels, I spotted at least two AIM Agents near the portal. They had some tech with them. Appeared to be extracting data, or something, from the portal itself before it collapsed. |
| Tony Stark:
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Sentinels makes sense, AIM's tried that before.
But what's going on with this supernatural whack-a-mole we're playing with dark energy, Strange? |
| Dr. Strange:
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The Vishanti are uneasy. There is a greater purpose behind this. What, I have not yet discovered. |
| Tony Stark:
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My bet's on zombies. I love this job. |
Chapter 8 - Dark Rites: Mission 2 - Congressional Action[]
Deploy[]
Start[]
| Tony Stark:
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Our resident gamma-ray expert needs to get to the Stark cybernetic-research lab out on Long Island.
We’ve got files that might give us a clue about who’s behind this sabotage, but they’re corrupted by gamma-ray damage. This one’s yours, Hulk. |
| Hulk:
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Got it. |
Complete[]
| Hulk:
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Those were a mess. |
| Tony Stark:
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What did you learn? |
| Hulk:
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Nothing definite, but it’s not HYDRA or AIM. They leave signatures. This looks different. It’s all in the report. |
Chapter 10 - Chaos Circle: Mission 5 - The Syndicate[]
Deploy[]
Start[]
| Tony Stark:
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Now it’s Sentinels going rogue. Hulk, this one’s for you.
Leave enough big pieces for us to figure out if it’s the same saboteur who hit the A.I.M. Power Armor. |
| Hulk:
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No promises. |
| Tony Stark:
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Just try. |
Chapter 12 - Titanomachia: Mission 4 - Technocrats[]
Mini-Boss - Dragoness[]
Start[]
| You're drawn here too, aren't you, Banner? | Dragoness:
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| Hulk:
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Don't call me Banner. |
| You feel the pull, don't you? The call to battle? | Dragoness:
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| Hulk:
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Enough talk. You ready to fight? |
| A difference between you and me, Banner, is that I see the forces trying to manipulate me.
You do not, so you are at their mercy. |
Dragoness:
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| Hulk:
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Blah blah blah. Hold still. |
Repeat[]
| We're just their toys, Banner. Might as well enjoy being played with. | Dragoness:
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| Hulk:
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You done? |
Complete[]
| Hulk:
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Dragoness was right. Something's calling me to fight. |
| Tony Stark:
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We're picking up a powerful signal along the same spectrum Doom used before.
Might be the same device he let Mystique use, or an updated version of it. |
| Maria Hill:
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He's drawing out his competitors and pitting them against each other. It's a gladiator show, and we're all part of it. |
Chapter 12 - Titanomachia: Mission 5 - Feeding Frenzy[]
Mini-Boss - Loki[]
Start[]
| Hulk! I see the Avengers have decided to make use of you again.
Once this little contretemps has passed, will they stick you back in your box? |
Loki:
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| Hulk:
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Shut up and fight, puny god. |
Repeat[]
| Allow me to taunt you a second time, green giant. | Loki:
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| Hulk:
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Go ahead. Make me more angry. |
| Dear me. The Hulk is angry? I quiver with fear! | Loki:
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Complete[]
| Hulk:
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Loki's not talking anymore.
He grabbed his stick and ran away. Who's next? |
| Maria Hill:
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That would be the Red Skull. |
Chapter 4 - Globetrotting: Mission 2 - Heated Negotiations[]
Heroic Battle[]
Start[]
| Hey, Bruce. How's Betty doing? | Abomination:
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| Hulk:
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Haven't seen her in a while. I still owe you for what you did to her. |
| Yeah, revenge is sweet. But it never quite stops me from wanting to watch you die. | Abomination:
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Repeat[]
| You're still thinking about her, aren't you? | Abomination:
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| Hulk:
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No. Mostly thinking about you in pieces. |
| We're about to be our own epidemic of green-on-green violence. | Abomination:
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Complete[]
| Hulk:
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He mentioned Betty. Something you want to tell me, Fury? |
| Nick Fury:
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You know Abomination. Only thing he cares about is getting under your skin. |
| Hulk:
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That's not an answer. |
| Nick Fury:
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We are in the middle of a mission, Banner. This is neither the time nor place for this conversation. |
| Hulk:
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Soon as we're done here. |
Mission Complete[]
| Tony Stark:
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City Hall is still standing, the Omega Sentinel didn't go haywire, and Red Hulk managed not to burn the city down. For once, it was a good day. |
Agent Coulson:
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Glad to see he's made the choice to get more involved. |
| Tony Stark:
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He's a general. I guess it's in his blood. |
| Nick Fury:
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If Ross has committed to help, we can use him. We can use everyone. |
| Agent Coulson:
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There's the word from the top, then. As long as he and Banner aren't going to fight. I don't think we've got the repair and reconstruction budget for that. |
| Hulk:
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If he doesn't start something, I won't finish it. Fury, you have something to tell me. |
| Nick Fury:
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I do. Team, Hulk and I need the room. While we get this straightened out, the rest of you get ready for a quick jaunt to San Francisco. |
Chapter 5 - Spot Treatment: Premium Mission: Deific Inadequacy[]
Deploy[]
Start[]
| Tony Stark:
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Hulk, we might need you to let Banner out to play for a minute. |
| Hulk:
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What for? |
| Tony Stark:
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There's a control panel at a HYDRA base that looks like it's modeled on a Banner design. We need the data inside and we don't have time to crack it. |
| Hulk:
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Why not? |
| Tony Stark:
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Oh, just a little self-destruct sequence. Check it out. But if it looks like it's going to blow, make sure you turn green again first. |
Complete[]
| Hulk:
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I got your data. |
| Agent Coulson:
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Good. Now we should know where the rest of the HYDRA bases are... at least in this part of Wakanda. |
| Hulk:
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Now don't ask me about Banner again. |
Heroic Battle[]
Start[]
| Hulk:
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No HYDRA base here. Now what? |
Red Hulk:
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Now I beat the living hell out of you. Then maybe I dig a hole and put what's left of you into it. |
| Hulk:
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... Hrmph. So you lied to Fury. He won't like that. |
| Red Hulk:
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Forget about Fury. No S.H.I.E.L.D., no Avengers. Just you, me, and some old scores to settle. |
| Hulk:
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Suits me. |
Lose[]
| Hulk:
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You going to talk some more?... Good. |
Complete[]
| Hulk:
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Urrrghhhh... |
| Red Hulk:
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Get up, Banner. I'll kill you some other day. |
| Hulk:
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This... not over... |
| Red Hulk:
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You're damn right it isn't. That was too much fun to only do once. |
Special Operations - Avengers Vs X-Men: Mission 2 - Knock Knock (Avengers Side)[]
Boss - Colossus/Magik[]
Start[]
| You’re not welcome in this discussion. We're here to talk to Tony. | Colossus:
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Hulk:
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I’m not welcome anywhere. Comes with the territory. |
| If that’s an attempt to establish common ground, give up. You don’t understand the Phoenix. You don't understand us. You don’t tell us what to do. | Magik:
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| Hulk:
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Colossus, talk some sense into your sister here before I beat it into her. |
| You are threatening us? | Colossus:
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| Hulk:
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That depends. Do you like being punched? |
| We talk to Tony. No one else. | Magik:
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| Hulk:
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Then you're going to be disappointed. |
Complete[]
| Hulk:
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That could have gone better. |
| Tony Stark:
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Could have gone worse, too. Avengers Mansion is still standing and nobody died. Also, we've got a lot more of this Iso-8 variant since the Jotun left so much behind.
We're shipping it to San Francisco. The more of it we have, the more of a chance we have to keep the Phoenix Force at bay. We’ll also reach out to Cyclops and see if he can be persuaded to see reason here. |
Captain America:
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S.H.I.E.L.D. came through for Emma Frost when things went sideways with the Hellfire Club, remember? If the X-Men are looking for enemies... |
| Tony Stark:
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They’re not. They see a future where they don't exist, and the only thing saving them from that is the Phoenix Force. Who wouldn't fight to hold onto it?
We need to convince them that it's not a life preserver. It's an anchor that's going to take us all down if they hold onto it. |
| Hulk:
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Leave me out of the convincing. Unless I get to convince Colossus with my fist. |
Special Operations - Game On: Mission 1 - Street Fighter (Hero Side)[]
Mission Start[]
| Agent Coulson:
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Arcade has taken his Murderworld obsession to a new level. He's domed over areas of New York, cutting off all outside contact. |
| Maria Hill:
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Information is scarce, but he's deployed some pioneering nanotechnology. Arcade is now a real combat danger. |
| Agent Coulson:
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We're reaching out to see who's been captured, but there's a lot we still don't know. |
| Maria Hill:
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Murderworld has always been a way for Arcade to play games with other people's lives. Now he's at it again, but the stakes are even higher. |
| Agent Coulson:
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We've got to get our people out of there, but first we need to find a way in. |
| You want to see what I've done here, Fury? It's a masterpiece! I've even brought in one of your agents to take part in the proceedings. | Arcade:
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| Nick Fury:
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You need another pawn to play with, Arcade? |
| Oh no, I have more pawns than I could ever play with. But I do want you to know what you're dealing with, Director.
This is a Murderworld like no other! With I myself playing a starring role... but of course some things never change. The lucky guests of Murderworld must kill or be killed! Our first contestant is ready! Hulk, I welcome you to Murderworld! Your standard resistance method of tearing everything to pieces won't work here, I'm afraid. The nano-enabled structure of this facility means it can repair and reconfigure itself faster than you can tear your way out. Why have I invited you here? Fascinating question. |
Arcade:
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| Hulk:
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I didn't ask. |
| But you were thinking it, weren't you? Of course you were. | Arcade:
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| Hulk:
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Was wondering what's the smallest pieces I could tear you into. |
| Agent, you'll be seeing Hulk later. First, you should see if you can't find your way to Daredevil and Hawkeye. They may know their way around a circus, but they have never been prepared for a game like this.
I've been doing a little experimenting with some new toys. You'll have many chances to admire my handiwork. Are you ready? Splendid! Let us begin! The objective is to find your way out! Easy, right? Oh wait. Did I forget to mention the only way out is by killing each other? Otherwise it wouldn't be Murderworld, now, would it? Since you crusader types are so fond of groups, there are two teams: heroes and villains! For added spice, I am spotlighting villains who recently chose the path of reformation. Betrayal! There's no better way to incite murder. |
Arcade:
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Boss - Red Hulk[]
Start[]
| I don't need Murderworld to want to see you in the ground, egghead. | Red Hulk:
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| Hulk:
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Took the words out of my mouth. |
Complete[]
| Hulk:
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Now I'm coming for you. |
| As much as it galls me when plans go awry, I applaud! This was a proof-of-concept, nothing more. If you think your fleeting victory will save your friends...
Excuse me. Do you have any friends? |
Arcade:
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| Hulk:
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Don't need 'em. |
| Well, if you did, your fleeting victory would not save them! | Arcade:
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| Hulk:
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Good to know. Nothing's going to save you either. |
Special Operations - Game On: Mission 1 - Street Fighter (Villain Side)[]
Boss - Hulk[]
Reveal[]
| And in this corner... Bruce Banner, the Green Goliath, the Jade Giant... the Incredible Hulk!
Do us proud, Bruce! We've had two undercards, but this one's for all the marbles. A battle of green and red, a gammathon fisticuff no viewer can resist! |
Arcade:
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| I'm not puny Banner. He'd be dead by now. | Hulk:
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Start[]
| Bring it, Ross. | Hulk:
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| Red Hulk:
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Want me to say goodbye to Betty for you, freak? Not that she'll miss you. |
Lose[]
| Guess you can't take this kind of heat. | Hulk:
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Special Operations - Symbiosis: Mission 1 - Parasite City[]
Deploy[]
Start[]
| Hulk:
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Test Subjects don't scare me. |
| Agent Coulson:
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Good. Then you won't mind keeping them out of our agents' hair while we look for symbiotes. |
| Hulk:
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Are you asking? |
| Agent Coulson:
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Yes. We're asking. Please. |
| Hulk:
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Okay. |
Complete[]
| Hulk:
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Did you find the symbiotes yet? |
| Agent Coulson:
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Not all of them. We're still going to need you. |
| Hulk:
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You always do. |
Special Operations - Inhumans: Mission 1 - Anger of the Mad Titan[]
Deploy[]
Start[]
| Tony Stark:
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Hulk. |
| Hulk:
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What? |
| Tony Stark:
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Smash. |
| Hulk:
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That was only funny once. |
