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Chapter 2 - The Iso Effect: Premium Mission: Ulterior Motive[]
Heroic Battle[]
Start[]
Volstagg:
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Is this not fine?! Truly a party for the gods! Good food, good drink, good company! |
Sif:
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There wouldst be a good deal more of the first two were it not for you, fat one. You eat like a starved troll, and smell even worse. |
| Volstagg:
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Wha... what hast gotten into thee, sword maiden?! Stay thy tongue, or risk a chastising! |
| Sif:
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Brother! Thor! Will you let this oaf treat me in such a manner? |
Heimdall:
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No. |
Thor:
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Sit thee down, Volstagg. Before you are made to sit. |
| Volstagg:
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Hah! Come at me, brethren! |
Hogun:
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Finally. |
Fandral:
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Agreed, my grim friend. I feared the whole night would pass without a good scuffle. |
Repeat[]
| Sif:
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Back for more? I shall teach you manners yet! |
Chapter 5 - Gods & Monsters: Mission 1 - An Early Frost[]
Mini-Boss - Piledriver[]
Start[]
| Sif:
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You are the one they call Piledriver? |
| I sure am. What do they call you? | Piledriver:
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| Sif:
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Sif. |
| What, you got a lisp? | Piledriver:
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| Sif:
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You will learn my name, scum. And you will say it through broken teeth. |
Complete[]
| Sif:
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Piledriver knows my name now. |
Nick Fury:
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Doubt he'll remember anything tomorrow. |
Tony Stark:
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Well, let's get him to Ryker's and see what he says when he wakes up. |
Boss - Executioner[]
Start[]
| Ah, I will prove the Bloodaxe against your dimension-cleaving sword, Shield-Maiden. | Executioner:
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| Sif:
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I will lay it across your breast when I have cut you down, Skurge. It will be better than you deserve. |
| Ha! A mighty maid indeed. I will spill your heartsblood with gladness and sorrow both. | Executioner:
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Complete[]
| Sif:
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Good does not always triumph on the field of battle, but this time it has. |
| Nick Fury:
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Where's the Executioner? |
| Sif:
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I believe he has returned to Asgard. |
| Nick Fury:
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Damn. That's an interrogation I was looking forward to. |
Chapter 7 - MIA: Mission 4 - Deceiver and Destroyer[]
Mission Start[]
| Tony Stark:
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Agent, I need you to break off the search for Nick and Maria. We've got other assets pursing that search.
Right now, there's an emergent situation downtown. When we dug Loki out of Chinatown, looks like he left us a little present. There's Jotun everywhere down there, and... Sif? Can you confirm what you told me before? |
| Sif:
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Loki has unleashed the Destroyer. |
| Tony Stark:
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Hear that? Even the Destroyer is occupying Wall Street. |
Mini-Boss - Executioner[]
Reveal[]
| Sif:
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No sighting of the Destroyer yet, just the trail he left.
But I did find the Executioner. Agent, we must strike him down. We cannot risk having him on our flanks when we engage the Destroyer. |
Start[]
| Lady Sif. | Executioner:
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| Sif:
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Where is the Enchantress, Skurge? Has she let you off the leash today? |
| No woman may leash me. Not even you. But the Bloodaxe will leash your tongue! | Executioner:
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Repeat[]
| Sif:
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I fear no fool with an axe. |
| Then you are more the fool! | Executioner:
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Complete[]
| Sif:
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Tony, I have subdued the Executioner. He is being returned to Asgard. |
| Tony Stark:
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Hope they hold onto him longer than they did last time. |
| Sif:
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You fault Asgard for that, when your Wrecking Crew treats Ryker's like a motel? |
| Tony Stark:
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Well said! The field is yours, Lady Sif. |
Boss - Destroyer[]
Reveal[]
| Tony Stark:
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Destroyer is out in the open again. Sif, now's the time. |
| Sif:
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It is past time. The Destroyer never should have been created. We must uncreate it. |
| Tony Stark:
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I'll settle for you stopping it before it burns down Lower Manhattan. |
Start[]
| Sif:
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Destroyer! |
Repeat[]
| Sif:
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Asgard be my strength! |
Lose[]
| Sif:
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I must regroup. The Destroyer is even more powerful than the last time I fought it. |
Complete[]
| Sif:
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All that remains is the armor. The enchantment is broken. |
| Tony Stark:
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We've got a dropship coming to pick up the armor. Stand clear of it in case it animates again. |
| Sif:
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It will not. |
| Tony Stark:
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It's not that I don't trust you, Sif, but I'd just as soon be certain. |
Chapter 8 - Dark Rites: Premium Mission: Bring the Thunder[]
Deploy[]
Start[]
| Tony Stark:
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It is about time we got our Asgardian allies up to speed. Sif, you mind crossing the Rainbow Bridge to brief them? |
| Sif:
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I would rather stay here in the battle. |
| Tony Stark:
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I know. And if the Asgardians were really gods, they would already know whatever we’re going to tell them. But go anyway. |
Complete[]
| Tony Stark:
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How was Asgard? |
| Sif:
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It was Asgard. |
| Tony Stark:
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Right. Everyone up there still on board? |
| Sif:
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Same as they were. You still do not believe, do you? |
| Tony Stark:
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I don’t have to. As long as you’re fighting on our side, you can have whatever story you want. |
Mini-Boss - Executioner[]
Reveal[]
| Thor:
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Skurge the Executioner. I knew he wouldn't be far if the Enchantress was around. |
| Sif:
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Thor, the Enchantress has already freed herself from Asgard again. She is here, to what purpose I know not. |
| Thor:
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Agent, we must dispose of Skurge quickly.
The Enchantress will be searching for the Destroyer armor while we waste our time here. |
Chapter 12 - Titanomachia: Mission 1 - Lokasenna[]
Deploy[]
Start[]
Maria Hill:
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We're going to need Sif to check out what these kids are texting each other. |
| Sif:
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The battle is here. I am a warrior, not a wetnurse. |
| Maria Hill:
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Understood, Sif. But we need to make sure that Loki isn't manipulating the children of New York. |
Complete[]
| Sif:
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They use our noble runes to create crude drawings of happy cats, not hostile spells. |
| Maria Hill:
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Kids these days. Good to have you back. |
Chapter 3 - Crisis of Leadership: Mission 4 - Growing Pains[]
Deploy[]
Start[]
| Sif:
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I am holding this group of Test Subjects in place. Do I finish them off, wait for S.H.I.E.L.D. to come get them, or move on? |
Agent Coulson:
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Hold them in place, Sif. We're trying to keep the body count down. A team is on the way. |
Complete[]
| Sif:
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Now I must return to the fight. |
| Agent Coulson:
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We appreciate your patience. Go get 'em. |
Chapter 4 - Globetrotting: Mission 3 - Tourist Trap[]
Heroic Battle[]
Start[]
| Sif:
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I had no doubt we would eventually turn over the right rock and find you beneath it. |
| Oh, don't be petty. I've brought you a little present. Do not look so downtrodden, child! I think you will enjoy it. | Enchantress:
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| Sif:
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I would enjoy seeing you exiled forever to Svartalfheim, or another place equally desolate. |
| Darling girl, all places will soon be that desolate, or hadn't you heard? I will take the Odinson and spirit him away to another universe. You will die. | Enchantress:
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Repeat[]
| Sif:
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You will not have Thor. He is pledged to another. |
| The pledges of men are easily broken by women, raven-hair. You know this as well as I. | Enchantress:
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Complete[]
| Sif:
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Whatever Amora has in the way of a heart, it is surely given over to Thor. |
| Tony Stark:
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Thor, your rebuttal? |
| Thor:
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I never asked it of her, nor accepted it when it was offered. You know this to be true. |
| Sif:
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I know you have sworn it to be true. Let us speak of something else. |
Special Operations - The Wild Hunt: Mission 2 - A Beast at Bay[]
Mission Start[]
| Maria Hill:
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The other half of the Wrecking Crew is out with the Executioner. |
| Nick Fury:
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Loki's set them on some kind of game and they're picking up the Iso-8 as fast as they can. |
| Maria Hill:
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Not only that, they're gathering manpower as the Iso-8 drives local gangsters into full-on psychosis. |
| Tony Stark:
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That's the wild part of the Wild Hunt, it would seem. |
| Maria Hill:
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The Wrecker's still at large, but if we can drive the rest of the Crew back, we expect he'll come back in and get the group together. |
| Nick Fury:
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Get out there and reclaim as much of this Iso-8 as possible before we have to deal with all of them... and Loki, too. |
| Maria Hill:
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Valkyrie's dealing with the Destroyer and the Enchantress in Asgard. She might or might not be back in time to help. |
| Sif:
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I will stand in her stead, and fight by her side if she returns in time. |
| Tony Stark:
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A full complement of Asgardians, come to our humble little world? Before you all tap-dace back across Bifrost, maybe we can get a group photo for the S.H.I.E.L.D. yearbook. |
Mini-Boss - Thunderball[]
Start[]
| Stand back, miss. I'd hate to take you out with a backswing. | Thunderball:
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| Sif:
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You have the strength of many men, to swing such a great ball of steel.
How will your steel measure up against mine? |
| Oh. I see. I take back the warning. | Thunderball:
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Repeat[]
| Sif:
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I do not fear the weapons of a thief. |
Complete[]
| Sif:
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He shattered the floor with his wrecking ball and was gone. I will follow. |
| Nick Fury:
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No, hold position. We need what's in that vault. Once it's under our control, you're cleared to resume pursuit. |
| Sif:
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Thunderball will be gone by then. |
| Nick Fury:
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We'll see him again. The important thing is to get the Iso-8 before they do.
And beat some sense into these thugs running around while we're at it. |
Mini-Boss - Bulldozer[]
Start[]
| Whoa, a little girl with a sword. I'm a-scared. | Bulldozer:
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| Sif:
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I am no "little girl". And if you have not the brains to show fear now, I will teach you. |
Complete[]
| Sif:
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Perhaps he fears me now. |
| Tony Stark:
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Seeing how fast he ran off, I'm guessing he does. |
| Nick Fury:
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You have the Iso-8? Get it to the Helicarrier. We're racing against time here. |
| Maria Hill:
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Well, against Loki. |
| Tony Stark:
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That feels worse somehow. We know how fast time moves. We have no idea what Loki's doing, or when he'll do it.
There's your pep talk, Agent. Back at it! |
Boss - Executioner[]
Reveal[]
| Maria Hill:
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We've got the Executioner cornered here. |
| Sif:
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Then I will go in and root him out. |
Start[]
| The Bloodaxe grows keener with every bite into the flesh of its enemies.
You cannot hope to stand against the Lie-smith when he plays his games. |
Executioner:
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| Sif:
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Today I stand only against you, Skurge. And of you and your woodcutter I have no fear. |
Repeat[]
| Sif:
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Does your boasting never stop? |
| Test my blade, and then tell me if I boast. | Executioner:
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Complete[]
| Sif:
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I think he will not boast of the Bloodaxe for some time. |
| Tony Stark:
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After that beating, he better not. |
| Maria Hill:
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Wrap up the Iso-8 and get it back to the Helicarrier, Agent.
We'll clear out the rest of the Jotun in this area. Maybe Loki will show himself. |
Special Operations - The Wild Hunt: Mission 3 - Götterdämmerung[]
Boss - Loki[]
Complete[]
| Thor:
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Bravely fought, Valkyrie. |
| Sif:
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Let us bring Loki to Asgard to answer for his crimes. Again. |
Valkyrie:
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Odin will take a special interest this time. The Wild Hunt is his to lead, and he will not look kindly on Loki's usurpation of it. |
| Tony Stark:
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That's a conversation I'd pay money to see. |
Special Operations - Ghost in the Machine: Mission 2 - Ain't Broke[]
Deploy[]
Start[]
| Tony Stark:
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I'm getting a flurry of alerts from the Vault. Seems the guards think Loki's out there. |
| Maria Hill:
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What would Loki want with the Vault? Nevermind. Dumb question. Sif, can you head out to Colorado and see if there's anything to this? |
| Sif:
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If the Lie-smith is there, I will find him. |
Complete[]
| Sif:
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I have seen no sign of Loki, either inside the Vault or nearby. If he is there, he has disguised himself well. |
| Maria Hill:
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That's what I'm worried about. Okay, we'll step up perimeter patrols out there. If Loki shows up, he'll regret it. |
Special Operations - The Dark World: Mission 1 - Our Darkest Day[]
Mini-Boss - Piledriver/Thunderball[]
Reveal[]
| Agent Coulson:
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Where there's Asgardian mischief on Midgard, you'll find the Wrecking Crew.
Or at least two of them. |
| Sif:
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I will make them regret their presence here, if only for as long as it takes their life's blood to leak out. |
Start[]
| Sif:
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Thieves and criminals. Apt companions for the villainous Dark Elves of Niflheim. |
| Shut it, sister. You got your Asgard schtick, we do what we do. You wanna call us names, maybe we ought to relax our rule about punching women. | Piledriver:
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Complete[]
| Sif:
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These are Piledriver and Thunderball? |
| Agent Coulson:
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That's them. |
| Sif:
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One can only imagine what reason Amora has for keeping them around. |
Boss - Destroyer[]
Reveal[]
| Maria Hill:
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The Destroyer has been sighted! The Dark Elves must have found some way to bring it back to life. |
| Sif:
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The Dark Elves have not the knowledge. Surely the Enchantress is involved. |
| Maria Hill:
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I'm not sure we can jump to that conclusion. |
| Sif:
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The Wrecker and his Crew have been her minions in the past. I see no reason to believe that has changed. |
| Thor:
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Regardless of whence it came, we must halt its advance with all speed. |
Special Operations - The Dark World: Mission 2 - Guiding Light[]
Epic Boss - Malekith[]
Complete[]
| Sif:
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And now we will take the fight to Malekith. Rally, warriors of Asgard! Rally, heroes of Midgard! The tide of battle turns! |
| Thor:
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You fought bravely, Heimdall. |
Loki:
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I see you all are as fond of bravado as ever. Are we ready to see Svartalfheim? |
| Sif:
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You intend to keep your promise? |
| Loki:
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Don't act so surprised. I can't always trick everyone. Then they come to expect it. |
Special Operations - The Dark World: Mission 3 - A Fool's Redemption[]
Boss - Malekith[]
Complete[]
| Thor:
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Malekith is defeated. The Dark Elves are fleeing for the portals that remain. |
| Nick Fury:
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Cut them off and close those portals. The fewer of them get back to Svartalfheim, the longer it's going to be until we have a Dark Elf problem again. |
| Heimdall:
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We must return to Asgard. There is much to be done, and who knows what threats remain? |
| Sif:
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Muspelheim and Niflheim may yet be restless. |
| Tony Stark:
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Tonyheim is restless from wondering how many -heims there are. Do you guys all have your own -heim? |
| Thor:
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If there was a Tonyheim, Asgard would raze it, if only to silence your clowning. |
Special Operations - Game On: Mission 3 - The Gathering (Hero Side)[]
Deploy[]
Start[]
Daimon Hellstrom:
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We've seen Wreckers and Executioners... but where is Amora? We cannot walk into one of her traps.
Sif, take a look around. You'll be able to find her, just by sheer force of hate. |
| Sif:
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That is my tracking device when it comes to her, yes. |
Complete[]
| Sif:
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If she was here, I would have found her. Instead all I found was a parade of demons. |
