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Season 1 Chapter 2 Mission 2[]
Opening Dialog[]
Tony Stark:
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Just when we thought we could start to focus on Doom, here’s the Maggia again.
This time down by the Brooklyn Bridge. |
Maria Hill:
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Ben Grimm happened to be nearby on Yancy Street and tangled with some of them. Agent, meet the Thing. |
Thing:
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Pleased ta meetcha. |
Nick Fury:
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Okay. You're introduced. Now maybe you can clear the homicidal dirtbags out of the Lower East Side? |
MiniBoss - Boomerang[]
Reveal[]
| Thing:
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I see Boomerang.
Hell of an arm that guy had. |
| Nick Fury:
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He's still got it. Be careful. |
Start[]
| Ben Grimm. Still patrolling the old neighborhood? | Boomerang:
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| Thing:
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Ya can take the boy out of Yancey Street... |
| You can take the boy out, all right.
Watch this. |
Boomerang:
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Complete[]
| Thing:
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He didn't want to stick around and fight. |
| Nick Fury:
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Then he'll be heading for his boss. Hammerhead's still in lockup, right? |
| Tony Stark:
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Yep. |
| Nick Fury:
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Then we're about to learn something. Stay frosty, people.. |
Boss - Hydro-Man[]
Start[]
| Thing:
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I gotta hypothetical question. If I drank you, what would happen? |
| I would tear you rock from orange rock, from the inside out. Which I intend to do anyway. | Hydro-Man:
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| Thing:
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Okay. Just curious. |
| I too have a question. How will it feel, you rocky freak, when the elemental force of water grinds you to gravel? | Hydro-Man:
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Complete[]
| Thing:
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That was quick. He went right down the drain.
Knowing what's down there, I don't want to get close enough to hit him again. |
Season 1 Chapter 4 Mission 1[]
MiniBoss - Abomination[]
Start[]
| I want Banner. You are a poor substitute. | Abomination:
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| Thing:
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Banner, Banner, Banner. You think I never heard that before? He's got other things to worry about. |
| When I am through with you, he will know to worry about Emil Blonsky! | Abomination:
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| Thing:
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Is that your name? No wonder you're such a grouch. I may be a Thing, but at least I ain't no Abomination. |
Repeat[]
| Again I am challenged by Ben Grimm? Fools. Send Banner! | Abomination:
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| Thing:
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That's it. I'm sick of hearing about the green guy. Now I'm seeing orange. |
Complete[]
| Thing:
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These gamma-ray knuckleheads are all the same. Get 'em to lose their tempers and they practically beat themselves.
Who's gonna carry him back to Ryker's? |
| Maria Hill:
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Dropship is on the way for pickup.
We're rounding up most of the prisoners, but we're also getting a complete census of the escapees. |
| Tony Stark:
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Do we know who's behind it? |
| Maria Hill:
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Not yet. |
Boss - Ironclad[]
Reveal[]
| Maria Hill:
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It's Ironclad. We've seen two of the U-Foes now. |
| Tony Stark:
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We should tell Reed. Sooner or later they'll go after the Fantastic Four. |
| Thing:
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I already told Reed. He's tied up researching Iso-8. He don't care about the U-Foes. |
| Nick Fury:
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I don't care about sooner or later. I care about right now. |
Start[]
| I should've known they'd send one of the so-called Fantastic Four. You are a relic, Ben Grimm...different times are coming. | Ironclad:
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| Thing:
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Yeah, yeah, Iso-8, tell me all about it. Maybe Iso-8 can do something about my complexion, too. |
| Scoff while you can, Rocky. One pilot to another, I'm telling you that Iso-8 is going to change everything. | Ironclad:
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| Thing:
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You know what's gonna be different right now? I'm gonna punch you till you shut up. The quiet will be different. |
Repeat[]
| Again? I have instructions to let you know that we don't have to fight. Both of us could enjoy the fruits of Iso-8. | Ironclad:
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| Thing:
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Fruits? Of a space ore? I ain't joining a group that talks about space ore fruit. I like it fine where I am. |
| Remember that when you're on the Raft and the U-Foes have taken over the Baxter Building! | Ironclad:
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Complete[]
| Thing:
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Ironclad just floated out over the river and then droppped into it. How does a guy made out of steel float? |
| Tony Stark:
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Cosmic rays. I told you about the cosmic rays. |
| Thing:
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I don't need to hear about cosmic rays from you. Can we get some mermen to look for him? |
| Tony Stark:
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You want Atlanteans to leave their kingdom in a time of world crisis to look around the muck at the bottom of the East River? |
| Thing:
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Well, if you put it like that... |
| Maria Hill:
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We are going to find him. He can't stay in the river forever. Sooner or later he'll report to whoever organized the jailbreak. |
Season 1 Chapter 5 Mission 3[]
MiniBoss - Piledriver[]
Reveal[]
| Maria Hill:
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The RAID attacks are a diversion! The Wrecking Crew is using it to loot chemicals from storehouses in the area.
We've got a lock on Piledriver. Move in when you're ready. Ben Grimm is in the area. He spotted Piledriver first. |
| Thing:
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Ready to hit him when you are. |
Start[]
| How do, Ben Grimm? | Piledriver:
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| Thing:
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Can the country-boy act, Piledriver. You're from Brooklyn. |
| Don't they teach you manners around here? Maybe I'll give you a lesson! | Piledriver:
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Complete[]
| Maria Hill:
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RAID and the Wrecking Crew. Not a good combination. |
| Nick Fury:
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We haven't seen too many good combinations lately. |
| Tony Stark:
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Oh, I don't know. That last right-left-right from Ben was pretty good. |
| Thing:
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Not good enough. He still got away. |
| Tony Stark:
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He didn't get away. He flat-out disappeared. We're still trying to figure out how. |
MiniBoss - Bulldozer[]
Reveal[]
| Nick Fury:
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Keep a sharp eye out for Wrecker and Thunderball. |
| Thing:
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I got enough problems right in front of me, Fury. You keep your own eye out. |
Start[]
| Hey, it's a pile of rocks for me to push around. | Bulldozer:
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| Thing:
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Go ahead and try, tough guy. It ain't as easy as it looks. |
Repeat[]
| Thing:
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You shouldn'ta called me names. |
| You mean rockpile or wuss? | Bulldozer:
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| Thing:
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You just shouldn'ta done it. |
Complete[]
| Thing:
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Where did he go? |
| Tony Stark:
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We got energy readings right at the moment he disappeared...weird. |
| Nick Fury:
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Weird what? |
| Tony Stark:
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Last time I saw readings like that was when we were dealing with Jotun.
But that can't be, unless Bulldozer turned into a frost giant when we weren't looking. |
Boss - Wrecker/Thunderball[]
Reveal[]
| Tony Stark:
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Right on schedule. Thunderball and the Wrecker. |
| Maria Hill:
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Ben, you ready to take them both on? |
| Thing:
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If I ain't, I better get that way real quick. |
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| Hey, Wrecker. It's the orange rock guy. | Thunderball:
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| Hey, Thunderball. Why you talk to me like I'm an idiot? | Wrecker:
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| Thing:
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Hey, both of you. What's with the newfound interest in chemistry? |
| Science, Thing. Not your area. | Thunderball:
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| Thing:
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Yer right. My area is clobberin'! |
Complete[]
| Nick Fury:
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Now that was some USDA-choice ass-kickery there. |
| Thing:
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Whaddaya talkin' about? They're both gone just like Piledriver and Bulldozer. |
| Nick Fury:
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Tony. How come S.H.I.E.L.D. doesn't have teleporter tech like that? Are we getting out-innovated by the freaking Wrecking Crew? |
| Tony Stark:
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I don't think that's tech, if you know what I mean.
And Ben? You have to enjoy the moment a little more. You're bringing us down. |
Epic Boss - Loki[]
Start[]
| Ben Grimm, a Thing transformed. I excel at transformations. Would you like to take another form? | Loki:
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| Thing:
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I got used to this one. What, you think I want skin again? |
| There are far more possibilities than skin. What would you like to be? | Loki:
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| Thing:
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I wanna be the guy who kicked Loki's ass because Loki wouldn't shut up. |
| Ha! An epitaph fit for Ben Grimm's tomb! I shall inscribe it myself. | Loki:
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Repeat[]
| I'll offer you a bargain. If you let me change your shape, I'll let you defeat me. | Loki:
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| Thing:
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No way. I know this game. You change me into you, and you into me, then you cheat. |
| A very smart Thing! | Loki:
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Complete[]
| Thing:
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Well, I don't know if I beat him or not, but he's gone.
Same damn thing he did to every one of the Wrecking Crew. Poof, gone. All I did was bust up my knuckles for nothin'. |
| Tony Stark:
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I wouldn't say nothing. You did save possibly thousands of lives and millions of dollars in property. |
| Thing:
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Awright. Almost nothin'. |
Season 1 Chapter 7 Mission 6[]
Deploy 3[]
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| Tony Stark:
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The Latverian embassy staffer we've been working for intel? She's been discovered. Her life is in danger.
Ben, you're closest to her location. Get her out of there and leave a message for Latveria. |
| Thing:
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You got it. |
Complete[]
| Thing:
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She's all safe and sound back in my old neighborhood. |
| Tony Stark:
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Excellent. She's already given us good stuff. I'd hate to lose her now. |
| Thing:
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Also, ya know, she's a person and it would be sad if she was murdered by Latverian goons. |
| Tony Stark:
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Yeah. I know. That too. |
| Thing:
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You let me know when, I'll move her along to a S.H.I.E.L.D. safe house. |
Season 1 Chapter 9 Mission 1[]
Deploy 1[]
Reveal[]
| Tony Stark:
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We've located Nick and Maria. Send someone to pick them up from Ryker's immediately.
We're going to need good close quarter piloting here. Ben, you mind doing the honors? |
| Thing:
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You got a pilot's chair that'll fit me, I'm game. |
Start[]
| Tony Stark:
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Ben, you're going into a full-blown riot. Shoot if you have to, but only if you have to. |
| Thing:
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I got it. |
Complete[]
| Nick Fury:
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Good to be back. Now let's put the lid back on Ryker's so we can get you up to speed on what we learned. Ben, thanks for the ride. |
| Thing:
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Don't mention it. |
Season 1 Chapter 10 Mission 5[]
Mission Start[]
| Maria Hill:
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Doom is making another move! Servo Guards have established positions all around Bryant Park and the main branch of the library. |
| Thing:
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I was payin' some late fees at the library. Now there's Servo Guards everywhere.
Come on down. I don't want to have all the fun by myself. |
MiniBoss - Vector[]
Reveal[]
| Thing:
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You were wondering where the rest of the U-Foes were, right? |
| Tony Stark:
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As a matter of fact, we were. |
| Thing:
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Well, I'm lookin' at Vector right now. But with all these Servo Guards raisin' hell, it's hard to tell what Vector's up to. |
| Maria Hill:
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We don't much care, Ben. Consensus is that Doom is about to make some kind of move. Vector's just in your way. |
| Thing:
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Well, lemme move him, then. |
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| Thing:
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Vector, according to S.H.I.E.L.D. you're in the way. |
| Too bad, rockpile. | Vector:
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| Thing:
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That all you got? Then I'll just get to the clobberin'! |
Repeat[]
| Thing:
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Call me a rockpile again. |
| Don't need to! You do it to yourself! | Vector:
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| Thing:
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That's nothin' compared to what I'm gonna do to you. |
Complete[]
| Tony Stark:
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That didn't take long. |
| Thing:
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He made me mad with the rockpile stuff. I'm sensitive. |
MiniBoss - Vapor[]
Reveal[]
| Thing:
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And there's the complete set. Vapor's floating around causin' trouble just across the park.
Long as X-Ray and Ironclad are still on the Raft, we got all the U-Foes accounted for. |
| Maria Hill:
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They are. Vapor should join them, don't you think? |
| Thing:
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Sure, but I got the same problem Cage had. How'm I supposed to land a punch on mist? |
| Maria Hill:
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Cage worked it out. With the Agent's help. |
| Thing:
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I guess we'll see. |
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| Clear out of here, Thing. Doom's got important work to do. | Vapor:
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| Thing:
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That guy? He thinks it's important every time he picks lint off that stupid cape of his. |
| I'll tell him you said that. | Vapor:
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| Thing:
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Show me where he is, I'll tell him myself. You won't be able to, seeing as you'll be on the Raft. |
Repeat[]
| You here to shoot off your mouth some more? | Vapor:
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| Thing:
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Nah. My gift of gab is wasted on you. |
Complete[]
| Thing:
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Got her. But she's kind of dispersing in the breeze. Someone should bring a bottle. |
| Maria Hill:
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A recovery team is on the way. You and the Agent need to keep an eye out for Doom. |
| Tony Stark:
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And finish off those Servo Guards. Can't have them running around scaring the kids in the library. |
Boss - Dr. Doom[]
Reveal[]
| Thing:
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There's Doom! But he's not doin' anything. Just flappin' his gums behind his mask. |
| Doom is here today to announce the mightiest alliance of strength the world has ever seen.
Together with HYDRA and the Brotherhood of Mutants, Doom has created the Syndicate... ...which will create a new world using the unprecedented powers of isotope-8. We acknowledge no authority other than our own. Resist us at your peril. |
Dr. Doom:
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| Thing:
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You gonna prop the Red Skull up in a chair and give him a membership in the Syndicate too? |
| He will join us in good time.
Where are the rest of your cosmic ray-addled friends? Have they left you to face Doom on your own? |
Dr. Doom:
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| Thing:
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No biggie. Where's all your Syndicate pals? |
| Even alone, Doom cannot be resisted. He has never fought a battle he could not win. | Dr. Doom:
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| Thing:
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Neither has this kid. Somethin's got to give! |
Repeat[]
| Thing:
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I'm gonna resist Doom some more. I just can't get enough of resisting Doom.
What a fool I am. |
Complete[]
| Thing:
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Ah, he bailed out. Must have had important business to attend to, what with the Syndicate and all. |
| Tony Stark:
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That was his plan all along. He wasn't really here to fight. This was a press availability.
Believe me, I know one when I see one. |
S2, Ch. 2: Mission 4 - The Sting[]
Deploy[]
Start[]
| Thing:
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Here I was, tryin' ta catch some rays, and I see a HYDRA mini-submarine dump a buncha goons off on the waterfront.
I already took care of 'em. |
| Maria Hill:
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Can you recover the sub? |
| Thing:
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Ah, geez, you want me to swim? Well, lemme give it a try. I think it's still right there off the end of the pier. |
Complete[]
| Thing:
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Got it. It's up on the pier if you wanna come by. Lotta tourists already here to gawk. |
| Maria Hill:
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Keep them away, Ben. We don't know what's in there. A cargo helicopter's on the way to pick it up. |
S2, Ch. 5: Mission 3 - Up a Tree[]
Heroic Battle[]
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| Thing:
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The U-Foes have got Reed! Time to, ya know, do some clobberin'. |
| Glad to see you're taking your usual sophisticated approach, Grimm. | X-Ray:
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Invisible Woman:
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As if your approach is any more sophisticated... |
| Our reasons are. Reed has the key to an Iso-8 innovation that will make us more powerful than you could ever be! | Vapor:
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| Also I'm looking forward to the chance to pound some orange rocks. | Ironclad:
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| Thing:
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Now yer speakin' my language! |
Spec Ops 3: Mission 1 - Utopia (Avengers Side)[]
Deploy[]
Start[]
| Tony Stark:
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We've got field samples of this swell new Iso-8.
Ben Grimm, you mind swinging out here to pick them up and get them to Reed? |
| Thing:
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Sure. What else would I do? Fight bad guys? |
Complete[]
| Thing:
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Reed's got the goods. |
| Tony Stark:
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Much appreciated, Thing. Good to see some of us can still see the big picture.
If we can find a way to use this Iso-8, we just might be able to hold the Phoenix Force at bay until it decides to move on. |
Spec Ops 5: Mission 3 - Götterdämmerung[]
Deploy[]
Start[]
| Maria Hill:
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Ben, we're closing in on Loki but we can't get our support teams in place until the Jotun position under the street here is cleared.
They've frozen themselves in behind ice several yards thick. |
| Thing:
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Job for Johnny, isn't it? He can melt it faster'n I can mash it, probably. |
| Tony Stark:
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We're going to drill you in through the street. Then you'll just have to mash your way out. How's that sound? |
| Thing:
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Now that's more like it! |
Complete[]
| Thing:
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Did I miss all the fun? Aw, man. |
Spec Ops 10: Mission 3 - Death in the Family[]
Deploy[]
Start[]
| Maria Hill:
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Ben, we've got a stalled bus in what might become a HYDRA crossfire any second. Can you get there? |
| Thing:
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And do what? Carry it out of the way? |
| Maria Hill:
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Actually, that's exactly what we were thinking. |
| Thing:
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Great minds... |
Complete[]
| Thing:
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The tour bus is around the corner. Not a scratch on it. I even posed for pictures. |
| Tony Stark:
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Above and beyond, Ben. Much appreciated. |
Spec Ops 13: Mission 3 - In Search of Thane[]
Deploy[]
Start[]
| Tony Stark:
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Might be time to think about closing off the exits for the Black Order. |
| Tony Stark:
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Ben, how about if you take a spin up to that spaceship Reed saw and decommission it so none of the bad guys can use it to escape? |
| Thing:
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Aw, man. You send a pilot to mess up a perfectly good ship. |
Complete[]
| Thing:
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I busted it up a little, but just so it couldn't fly. Nice-looking ship. |
| Tony Stark:
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We can fix it later if you want to take it for a joyride, Ben. |
